You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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