**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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