Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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