If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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