I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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