I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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