I don't think brook has ever known best
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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