Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
how does that bad decision feel?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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