i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It's never too late to be topless.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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