They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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