They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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