She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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