If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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