Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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