i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
