I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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You. Win. At. Life.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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