when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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