I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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