turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
we're so committed to being not committed
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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