I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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