I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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