I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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