We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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