I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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