That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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