isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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