You work out of a Hotel?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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