So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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