He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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