i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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