All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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