Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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