We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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