so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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