Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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