People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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