Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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