I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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