super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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