Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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