You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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