hotel room ftw
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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