So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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