Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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