it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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