Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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