This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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