Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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