i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
do nipples grow back?
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