at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.