you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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