And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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