i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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