What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
