My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I think my fart just growled at me.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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