So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Randomize
